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日期:2023-06-16 18:15:37 来源:直播吧

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新闻链接>>>>>>唐斯:森林狼赢附加赛比掘金夺冠更为特别 他们阵容都组建4年了

直播吧6月16日讯 森林狼中锋唐斯做客贝弗利的播客节目。


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谈到今年掘金夺冠,唐斯说道:“我们在森林狼所做到的(去年赢附加赛晋级季后赛)更为特别,因为我们新阵容很快磨合成型。设想一下,他们呢?约基奇在联盟已经...”

贝弗利:“(掘金这阵容在一起)3-4年了。”

唐斯:“想一下吧,他们这阵容组建4年了,而我们四个月就做到了。”

美网友也对唐斯的惊世之言进行了广泛的嘲...讨论,以下是小编整理的部分美网友评论。

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[–]Parrotflies- 209 points 6 hours ago

Well you can tell everyboddyyyy

球迷:嗯...大家都看出来了~~那确实是相~当~特别~~

注:去年森林狼击败快船晋级季后赛的场面

[–]Raonak 292 points 6 hours ago

KAT is right. Look at the joy and emotion.

Winning a ring gave jokic depression.

球迷:对,唐斯此言不虚啊~~瞧瞧森林狼当时那场面,那是相当壮观了,那真是锣鼓宣达,鞭炮齐鸣,红旗招展、人山人海~那家伙,把贝弗利都整哭了~反观那个约基奇,拿了个冠军还得上抑郁症了~~差距可见一斑~~

[–]Raider_Tex 575 points 9 hours ago

Bruh we need to get that jersey Pat Bev threw into the stands framed

球迷:同志们,我们应该要把贝弗利扔出去的那件球衣给裱起来啊!这已不是件普通的球衣啦!

[–]RoyShavRick 74 points 6 hours ago

Make sure it goes into the HoF

球迷:没错!得把它挂到名人堂的墙上去!!

[–]Doomblade6 319 points 8 hours ago

We’re calling getting bounced in the first round a “run”?

球迷:大伙儿先冷静下!我看球少,不要骗我~请问现在“季后赛首轮被扫地出门”也可以荣称“辉煌征程”了吗?

[–]jrbcnchezbrg 209 points 7 hours ago

Hey winning a combined 3 games in 2 series is stuff of legends dont you dare disrespect

legendary game changer karl anthony downs

球迷:楼上的!注意你说话的态度!!两个系列赛(附加赛+首轮)加起来赢下3场恶战,这还了得起吗?这堪称传奇般的丰功伟绩了好吗!!你胆敢如此亵渎咱们伟大的比赛改革家卡尔-安东尼-躺尸!!!

注:2022年,森林狼在附件赛战胜快船,以7号种子身份进军季后赛,之后在首轮大比分2-4被灰熊淘汰,加起来赢下3场球。

新闻链接>>>>>>唐斯:在我退役后 我觉得会有人说我改变了篮球比赛

[–]knicksin7even 77 points 6 hours ago

KAT is insane man. I really thought that one season with KG would do wonders for him but he still doesn’t care

球迷:唐斯太操蛋了!本来还真以为他和加内特在一起的那个赛季能创造出啥奇迹呢!但是他是真的一点儿都不上心啊!!

注:2015-16赛季,唐斯和加内特是森林狼队友。

[–]YaoMingGOAT 100 points 5 hours ago

DPOY who says no

姚明球迷:看到了吧,唐斯堪称最佳防守球员啊!谁赞成,谁敢反对?

注:此位球迷的网名叫“姚明历史最佳”

[–]swantonist. 57 points 4 hours ago

AMAZING DEFENSE HOLY SHIt HE PUT THE JOKE IN THE TOWN SQUARE WITH THIS ONE

uj/ i thought this was real for a bit

球迷:卧槽这防守太牛逼了吧!唐斯用强悍的防守,领着约基奇一起在空旷的大街上遛弯啊!!!(我一度以为这张倒放图是真的…)

[–]RDBz100 24 points 5 hours ago

The shit coming out of his mouth the last few days is unmatched

球迷:最近几天唐斯祭出的这些冥人冥言,墓前难坟敌手啊!

[–]lazysoup12 61 points 7 hours ago

strong JOTY contender

球迷:是啊!确实是“年度笑柄”的有力争夺者!

[–]SwingSubstantial9144 83 points 7 hours ago

Doesn’t hold a candle to Moriah Mills

球迷:不过如果和Moriah Mills比的话,那还是差好几个鸡别的!!

注:Moriah Mills,锡安桃色事件大女主,想必吧友们听闻此女仍会心中一荡。

[–]MaplePennybags69 9 points 2 hours ago

Did the nuggets win the playin championship? Didn’t think so

球迷:掘金算个嘚儿啊~他们有拿过附加赛冠军吗?他们有赢过附加赛吗?他们拿什么和唐斯比?嗯??

[–]altruisticdisaster 17 points 6 hours ago

KAT gives me ED vibes idk what it is

球迷:不知道为什么…一看到唐斯,我的小鸡鸡立马就像是中了一招化骨绵掌一样…变得绵软无力…

[–]ConstantineMonroe 5 points 4 hours ago

KAT has a point. It might best play in run we have ever seen. If Pat Bev was still there, LeGeriatric would not have been able to handle the Wolves in the play in this year

球迷:其实唐斯说的还是有一点道理的~因为去年森林狼的那场附加赛可能是我们见过的最牛的一次附加赛了!如果今年贝弗利还在森林狼的话,詹老头儿在附加赛肯定是打不过森林狼的!

注:今年西部附加赛,湖人队击败森林狼,率先以7号种子身份进军季后赛。

[–]Creepy-Reply-2069 3 points 2 hours ago

Wtf happens in Pat Bev"s podcast because all I"ve seen today are braindead KAT quotes

球迷:贝弗利的播客在搞毛呢?怎么今儿铺天盖地的到处都是唐斯的脑残发言啊!

[–]Shenanigans80h 7 points 6 hours ago

KAT knows his ass ain’t ever coming close to a ring so he’s gonna gas up his shitty accomplishments as much as he can.

球迷:唐斯自己也明白的,啥总冠军啊,压根没影儿的事儿!那不得把自己兜儿里的可怜成果给夸上天啊!!

[–]PaulFunyan7 5 points 5 hours ago

KAT smokes weed

球迷:明白个屁!唐斯这小子指定是大麻抽嗨了!

[–]MugillacuttyHOF37 -1 points 5 hours ago

Everyday?

球迷:照你这么说!唐斯如今金句频出,想必是每天大麻拌饭啦?

[–]appleschruddle 2 points 4 hours ago

KAT making me think they need to reinstate the cannabis ban

球迷:唐斯这吸嗨了到处现眼,我看咱还是得把大麻给重新禁起来才行!

新闻链接>>>>>>Shams:NBA球员将不再被禁止吸食大麻

*****推特*****

@ChiTown:下赛季开始前,联盟必须把唐斯和贝弗利抓过去尿检,看看这俩货有没有嗑药!算了...估计这俩下了播之后,联盟立马已经给他们打过电话了。。。

@Mr.Nice Guy:唐斯啊,别抽大麻了。。。

@Dame Ndiaye:唐斯这小子,上了个播客嘴巴没把门儿,啥话都往外搂啊,哈哈哈!!

@All Mighty Deku:贝弗利表面上很认同,满嘴的“对对对”,内心直骂唐斯“说他妈什么屁话”,哈哈哈!!

@Erin:我大概能明白唐斯的意思,不过约基奇肯定还是更好的那个,这玩意儿说啥都没用,哈哈哈!

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